Published April 15, 2019 Pretty Ugly Hey, Mother Nature, I commend you on your efforts. This winter scene you’ve created is beautiful. Superlative. Breathtaking. Without equal. The only […]
Published January 7, 2014 Nose Holes The average nostril is roughly the same circumference as your index finger. This can be for one reason only: booger picking. Coincidence? […]
Published March 30, 2012 The P.O. Must Go! OK. I’ve spent a great portion of my life thinking that the United States Post Office was actually one of the best […]