There was a great line in miniseries “Hatfields and McCoys”:
Two Hatfield brothers are sitting in a whorehouse saloon drinking shots of whiskey. A prostitute approaches them.
Whore: “I love Johnse Hatfield. Why doesn’t he love me?“
Guy at Saloon: “Because you’re a whore?”
I can’t wait for Jim Carrey to play Tom Brady in the made-for-TV movie about the Patriots…
Would bumpy flight conditions in an airplane lavatory be considered “turdbulence?”
I think it’s funny how the assertion “I love you” means different things to men and women. For a man, his wife […]
