A cricket chirping outside the house: “Oh wow Honey, listen to nature’s symphony. Isn’t it beautiful?” as you gently caress your lover’s hand.
A cricket chirping inside the house: “Die mother-fu*ker! Die!” as you destroy the basement looking for it, finally grinding it into a paste under your shoe.
Funny people are the catalyst to productivity in the workplace. Hire someone smart. Hire a person with a sense of humor.
Exacerbate: to make things worse, by yourself.
I was doing a favor for my 87 year old grandmother today. No biggee, that’s what grandsons are supposed to do. I […]
It wasn’t until yesterday’s coverage of The Masters that I realized how much Bernhard Langer looks like Barry Manilow.
