A cricket chirping outside the house: “Oh wow Honey, listen to nature’s symphony. Isn’t it beautiful?” as you gently caress your lover’s hand.
A cricket chirping inside the house: “Die mother-fu*ker! Die!” as you destroy the basement looking for it, finally grinding it into a paste under your shoe.
Ooops, I’m sorry. That title was supposed to read “My Giant Pen is…” I just bought a new pen and it’s really huge. I wanted […]
I frequently get requests by people that go something like “Don’t you think that (fill in the blank band) is great?!” Bands […]
I want to freely admit something. I am a men’s NCAA college basketball fanatic. It’s one sport around which I’d truly schedule […]
Did you ever notice how different foods elicit different responses from people when you offer to share them at work? For instance, […]
