Two of my favorite lines in Christmas Vacation:
Ellen: “Clark, what is it?”
Clark: “Some jackass riding my tail.”
A closer look at their license plate explains everything. *Illinois.
To which the only sensible reply is…
(My apologies to my friends south of the border. C’mon, you do it to us too when us Wisconsinites drive 40mph in the left lane for 50 miles on I-94.)
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