Peeing into a bottle on a road trip is akin to a basketball game: a slam dunk for men and more of a jump shot for women. Ladies, hope for a swish…
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What’s up with schools and the current trend of preemptively canceling classes for the threat of inclement weather? For fear of sounding like my dad, they never cancelled classes due to the threat of bad weather when I was a kid. I remember once, it was 385 degrees below zero, with a dark side […]
I recently joined a gym. It’s been a while since I’ve had a membership. I usually prefer to work out in the privacy and sanctity of my own home. I do this for many reasons. At home you don’t have to worry about that weird grunting face you make on your […]
Dating is like eating a bag of potato chips. You better pay careful attention or you might eat a burned one.
Did you know that Facebook tracks the people with whom you correspond most and gives them priority on your news feed? Once I learned this, I started picking and choosing who’s posts I commented on, just to manage who popped up most frequently on my news feed. Everyone has a […]
Proper urinal selection is a key component to the daily male routine. Many public bathrooms have more than one urinal, side by side. Picking the right one can be a complex process. There’s a right choice and a wrong choice depending on what slot’s open and how many people are using […]
The meal right between breakfast and lunch is brunch. And to me, the daily meal at the end of the day is supper. Dinner is the fancy meal you have at 2:00 in the afternoon on special occasions like Thanksgiving and Easter. Convenience foods are available at all hours of […]
I was doing a favor for my 87 year old grandmother today. No biggee, that’s what grandsons are supposed to do. I needed to call her cable company to order her a new cable box. To be sure I gave the company the right address, I did a quick web […]
Ooops, I’m sorry. That title was supposed to read “My Giant Pen is…” I just bought a new pen and it’s really huge. I wanted to write a few poetic lines about it but somehow mis-typed. This entry is another in my series “Let’s Eat Grandma!/Let’s Eat, Grandma! – Penmanship Saves Lives.” So […]
OK. I’ve spent a great portion of my life thinking that the United States Post Office was actually one of the best divisions of the government. (That’s hard to say for a Libertarian). It actually worked. Think of it, if you put a relatively inexpensive 44 cent stamp on a […]