I was watching The Empire Strikes Back last night for the 7,282nd time. It never gets old. But, it’s interesting how you notice something different about it each time you watch it. Last night, for the first time, it struck me how, after Luke was rescued from the surface of […]
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I have predictive text enabled on my iPhone. It is an often useless feature. However, occasionally it is genius – like when it gave me the metal hand symbol emoji as an alt for the phrase “Rock on.” Bravo Apple. Bravo.
Clip-Pissed (n): The propensity of fingernail clippings to land everywhere but the garbage can, even while standing directly over said garbage can.
Checking Facebook is like shopping at Sam’s Club or Costco. You never really know what you’re going to find when you get there or if you’ll even see anything you want. But you keep going back anyway. The experience is overwhelming. Both are a giant collections of stuff, most of […]
I hate it when my poop emoji falls off my frequently used collection in my emoticons. How do I find it quickly to get it back? What shortcut do I look under? People? Things? Food?
Why do we think all pets need a companion to be happy? What if the new pet you introduce is a jerk?
A giant camel toe of rain is headed to the Midwest…
Another lookalike from The Masters: I never realized how much Nick Faldo looks like Harrison Ford. Kinda?
It wasn’t until yesterday’s coverage of The Masters that I realized how much Bernhard Langer looks like Barry Manilow.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Fun is great and all but never underestimate the power of bed. Sweet, warm, comfy, inviting, healing, restoring, delicious, wonderful bed. Twenty of the best parties ever don’t hold a candle to the feeling you get crawling into bed after a long hard day. I’m crazy about it. I highly […]
Courtesy Remorse – the feeling that settles in after letting a driver merge in front of you who quickly proves they can’t drive.
I’ve been watching “The Seventies” documentary series on Netflix. It originally aired on CNN but is a great watch. It’s fast-moving; like Cliff’s Notes for the decade. A stunning realization came to me while watching the show. I never considered how much the former Shah of Iran looked like Eugene […]
Have you ever noticed how Cris Collinsworth, analyst for NBC Sunday Night Football, always calls the NFL the “National Football League?” He has to say the entire name like we forgot what “NFL” stands for. It must be more definitive to not use the acronym. I guess, it’s like when […]
I think it’s funny how the assertion “I love you” means different things to men and women. For a man, his wife could tell him she loved him he’d take it at face value and move forward happily with the confidence of knowing that she indeed did love him. He […]
I can’t wait for Jim Carrey to play Tom Brady in the made-for-TV movie about the Patriots…
Spock and Kirk action hero figurine set for ages 8+. Don’t they mean 48+?