Gary Scott
Thought of the Day: A little The Smashing Pumpkins goes a long, long way.
What’s that on Smokey Bear’s head?
It’s officially “Windshield wipers on, windshield wipers off, windshield wipers high, windshield wipers intermittent, windshield wipers frozen, windshield wipers releasing giant glacier of ice onto car behind you” season.
“When you’re not looking or feeling your best but you try anyway.”
I was watching The Empire Strikes Back last night for the 7,282nd time. It never gets old. But, it’s interesting how you notice something different about it each time you watch it. Last night, for the first time, it struck me how, after Luke was rescued from the surface of […]
I have predictive text enabled on my iPhone. It is an often useless feature. However, occasionally it is genius – like when it gave me the metal hand symbol emoji as an alt for the phrase “Rock on.” Bravo Apple. Bravo.
I used to think that life required a crystal ball. That you needed to see all ends, every pitfall, and every eventuality before starting a project. This applied to anything and everything. I’d leave no stone unturned anticipating every potential problem before getting started. What if this happened? What if […]
Clip-Pissed (n): The propensity of fingernail clippings to land everywhere but the garbage can, even while standing directly over said garbage can.
Checking Facebook is like shopping at Sam’s Club or Costco. You never really know what you’re going to find when you get there or if you’ll even see anything you want. But you keep going back anyway. The experience is overwhelming. Both are a giant collections of stuff, most of […]
I hate it when my poop emoji falls off my frequently used collection in my emoticons. How do I find it quickly to get it back? What shortcut do I look under? People? Things? Food?
Why do we think all pets need a companion to be happy? What if the new pet you introduce is a jerk?
A giant camel toe of rain is headed to the Midwest…
Hey, Mother Nature, I commend you on your efforts. This winter scene you’ve created is beautiful. Superlative. Breathtaking. Without equal. The only problem is, it’s spring. There should be flowers out there and not snow. Convertibles driving by not snowplows. While, it’s disheartening there’s snow all over the place and […]
Another lookalike from The Masters: I never realized how much Nick Faldo looks like Harrison Ford. Kinda?
It wasn’t until yesterday’s coverage of The Masters that I realized how much Bernhard Langer looks like Barry Manilow.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Fun is great and all but never underestimate the power of bed. Sweet, warm, comfy, inviting, healing, restoring, delicious, wonderful bed. Twenty of the best parties ever don’t hold a candle to the feeling you get crawling into bed after a long hard day. I’m crazy about it. I highly […]
