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Yearly Archives: 2018
18 posts
I’ve been watching “The Seventies” documentary series on Netflix. It originally aired on CNN but is a great watch. It’s fast-moving; like Cliff’s Notes for the decade. A stunning realization came to me while watching the show. I never considered how much the former Shah of Iran looked like Eugene […]
Have you ever noticed how Cris Collinsworth, analyst for NBC Sunday Night Football, always calls the NFL the “National Football League?” He has to say the entire name like we forgot what “NFL” stands for. It must be more definitive to not use the acronym. I guess, it’s like when […]
I think it’s funny how the assertion “I love you” means different things to men and women. For a man, his wife could tell him she loved him he’d take it at face value and move forward happily with the confidence of knowing that she indeed did love him. He […]
I can’t wait for Jim Carrey to play Tom Brady in the made-for-TV movie about the Patriots…
Spock and Kirk action hero figurine set for ages 8+. Don’t they mean 48+?
Have you ever noticed how former Queensrÿche lead singer Geoff Tate has started looking like Burl Ives from 50’s and 60’s TV? Most people know Burl Ives as the voice of the talking snowman in Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Geoff Tate was the lead singer during Queensrÿche’s heyday writing […]
I’ve got a note to write about a man. A man I didn’t get the opportunity to know nearly as well as I’d have liked and because of that, I’m sad. He was good man. A smart man. The kind of man who you knew within one minute of meeting […]
There’s one smart tree in my yard. Every spring, all the other trees hurry up and get their leaves quickly, enduring snows and late April frosts along with a bunch of pissed-off robins who came back too soon. Every tree in the yard is so ambitious to get started except […]
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I changed the clock on the microwave today to reflect daylight savings time. Not sure why though. It’s usually flashing :13 seconds or some other random time from whoever got done using it last and you can’t see the time anyway. This is a definite pet peeve. My niece once […]
David Edelstein, CBS film critic, did an Oscar preview segment that aired on CBS Sunday Morning today. He gave a good rant about how many of his favorite movies from 2017 aren’t even on the best picture list. He also rightly bashed the stunt pulled in last year’s Oscars with […]
It’s always bothered me that Ferris Bueller’s dad never really washed his hands very well or used soap after he came out of the bathroom during that scene in the restaurant. It’s one of my favorite movies of all time and that gets me every time. I’m sure it’s something I’d […]
Boy, figure skater Johnny Weir is really bringing some flair to the Olympic announcing booth this year, eh? Or should we say, flare? Like, road flare lit up and visible from space. He’s going to announce the shit out of these Olympics then head straight for the nearest parade, carnival, […]
The older I get the more I feel like most of my day is spent getting out of bed and getting ready for the day or getting undressed and ready to go back to bed again. Let me see, drink some water, brush my teeth, take a pee, put on […]