Monthly Archives: October 2015

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Dogs

To a dog, almost everything is happening now.  Go outside now.  Eat something now.  Sniff something now.  Bark now.  Chase something now.  Hump something now.  They have a rudimentary, shadowy sense of the past, but they live almost completely in the now.  Dogs have absolutely no concept of the future. […]

Airplane Bathroom

Never are you more on stage than when you stand up to go take a leak on an airplane.  To begin, you’re strolling toward the cockpit in front of 150 or so other passengers.  This automatically gets people’s attention because you’re quietly announcing that you’ve either got to shake the […]